Documented Time Wasting

"Woman?” She chuckled. “Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man."

(Source: kiarasnaps, via needle-longclaw)

leftyrosenthal:

e-gay:

the whispered “oh my god”… the look of of humiliation on the childs face… the brother is tired

lmfao I am both of them at the same time

(Source: vinegod, via pizza)

Precocious.

hotel-job:

PRECOCIOUS 8 YEAR OLD: Good evening. Please write down a list of your top recommendations for dinner near here.
CONCIERGE: What kind of food?
PRECOCIOUS 8 YEAR OLD: Write down the top 10 with the best reviews nearby.
(Concierge does.)
PRECOCIOUS 8 YEAR OLD: Now kid friendly restaurants through the…

fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

(via pizza)

The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.

—(via keefrich)

(Source: psych-facts, via parkingstrange)

transhumanisticpanspermia:

i have limited sympathy for people who get told “no” after a public proposal because public proposals are pretty much emotionally abusive

like seriously

if you think it’s kinda cute, you can discuss it beforehand and then do a staged one later

but putting someone on the spot in front of a crowd of strangers (or worse, friends) and demanding they give you a yes or no answer to a complex question which will affect the rest of their life is

really not okay

(via parkingstrange)